This Amazing App

Is now on Earth!

What took 'em so long?

We Hear You!

You don’t want to lose touch with the magical world of the internet just because you don’t have your browser open. That’s not right.

Now you don’t have to!

The Eaglenaut swoops into your life increasing your productivity and saving your brain from undue strain…

With an “eagle eye” this ingenious application constantly monitors your Facebook, Twitter and GMail — watching for incoming anything. A single click and you know exactly who wants a meet up, who commented on your post, tagged you in a photo and much more. And it does it all without opening your browser even once.

No, this is not crazy talk.

After installing Eaglenaut, I discovered I have so much more time to think about what life might be like on other planets. I’m sorry… what was the question?

This ingenious application constantly monitors your email and social networks, notifying you of incoming anything.

Now that I use Eaglenaut, I found I have the confidence to try new things like this ridiculous boa. And because I don’t have to keep checking my social media sites I have more time to devote to going on job interviews. Like?

Eaglenaut comes to you from within the uGalaxy, born in the gaseous reaches of the universe. Inspired by extraterrestrial programming paradigms, Eaglenaut enables the convergence of interpolated code from the enterprising planet App, and our own earthly programming languages. (They include the ancient Chinese Java Jing, which our programmers have dubbed GzLueez, due to its inscrutable complexity) You can read more about it on our techno-babble page coming soon, but we don’t recommend it.